You know why I hate Canada ? Winter. No one else gets -30 weather in november ! Seriously , you walk out side and the snot in your nose freezes , so you decide to cover it with your scarf , then the snot defrosts and drips down your face , then when you get to school and wipe it off your face , all your fucking makeup washes off , then you look like a snotty homo , lovely ain’t it ?
To Canada ,
Sincerely , the citizens of Canada . You better be fucking happy that we put up with your bullshit for 6-7 months of the god damn year .